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Posts Tagged ‘twitter’

Maureen Dowd H8z Twitter

Friday, April 24th, 2009

To Tweet Or Not To Tweet - NYTimes.com

Columnist Maureen Dowd has “HAD IT UP TO HERE” with twitter. Here are some highlights for the ADD-inclined:

  • I was here on a simple quest: curious to know if the inventors of Twitter were as annoying as their invention.
  • Aren’t you worried about being swallowed up by google?” “they don’t swallow you up. they call you up.”
  • I would rather be tied up to stakes in the Kalahari Desert, have honey poured over me and red ants eat out my eyes than open a Twitter account. Is there anything you can say to change my mind?

The interviewee’s (Twitter inventor Biz Stone) first response to her question is golden, howevs:

MAUREEN: We now know that on the president’s trip to Trinidad, ABC News’s Jake Tapper’s shower was spewing brown water. Is there any thought that doesn’t need to be published?



BIZ: The one I’m thinking right now.

I like to imagine him thinking, “you’re a dumb ho.” Apparently i’m not the only one, as someone wrote a spoof:
“Maureen Dowd Interviews the Inventor Of The Telephone”

Tweet On My Cat.com

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Ok, while I did post about this in my other blog, I felt as though its topic was quite relevant and interesting so I’m posting it again here.

Some lonely cat nerd loser genius decided it would be entirely important and relevant to find out the utilization of his cat door. Not only that, he wanted to know who was using it and when. So, he simply:

  • Gave RFID chips to his cats Gus and Penny (an RFID chip is something you’d find in your CTA card…it’s a unique identifier)
  • Gave himself a twitter account
  • Got himself a cheap digital camera
  • Wrote himself some code

What did he end up with? THIS:

IT’S AN AUTOMATICALLY TWEETING CAT DOOR. WOW!

Gus walks in. His RFID chip passes by the sensor, identifying him as Gus. This triggers the camera to take a picture of Gus in action. Then, with the photo, his program creates a tweet that shows the picture and the cat entering the door. This way, when he’s at work, he can monitor his cats using the door and thus see what they’re doing! it’s like nanny cam (for cats) 2.0! I really want sometjing like this.

read all about it at engadget

Follow Gus and Penny on Twitter

Twitter Co-Founder on Colbert

Saturday, April 4th, 2009

“Twitter Spam”

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Sometimes after I post on twitter, I’ll get 3-4 new followers who seemingly have:

  • zero or only 1 tweet
  • TONS of “following” and very few “followers”
  • Generic profile info, or a picture of a hot girl

I’m not a stranger to spam, scams, or shams, but this is either the dumbest idea spammers have ever had, or the smartest.
On one hand, it could be that spammers are not really grasping the concept of twitter. Spammers can follow me all they want; doesn’t mean I’m going to read their posts or follow them. You have to follow someone to get their “advertised tweets;” their followers-to-following ratio is far too low to impact anyone.

On the other hand, it could be onto some marketing genius. Maybe they’re spambots who aggregate the content of all the tweets they follow, profiling not only spam content for what are hot keywords, but also trolling for useful user data that someone may inadvertently post. It’s hard to tell if that’s happening; and even if it is, it’s nothing that couldn’t be done through brute force and data mining, but it’s enough to make me block the spammers when they add me.

Anyone know anything about these bot twitter users?

COMCAST!

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

3/8 was a rainy Sunday.  What better thing to do on such a day than blog?

I grabbed my lappy toppy only to find that the internet.. was.. moving.. so.. slowly.

It wasn’t completely turned off like last time.

(We forgot to pay the bill -which PS Comcast will shut a bitch down in a second without apologizing.)

The internets was just slow. A snails pace slow.

I was pissed. Not just because I couldn’t blog, but rather because Comcast just finished up shelling out millions to their “Dream Big” spot. AKA.. this little gem:

Yea, its catchy. Yea, I loved the use of ROTFLOLing.

But its not going to make me forgive Comcast for having a “service disruption” after a little rain.

What made me forgive Comcast wasn’t Comcast at all. It was Bill! Peep out these tweets:

TotesObvi Comcast (Bill)  know’s up.

THE_REAL_SHAQ

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

Reason #1 why you should follow THE_REAL_SHAQ on Twitter, and why he is awesome:

“Went to a horse style cirk us dolay show called cavalia, very impressive”

CIRK US DOLAY. This man is a genius.

12 Reasons while I love :12seconds

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

1. Its the Twitter of Video
2. A legit way to “meet” new, awesome people
3. Upload via texting
4. A social site that offers a deeper glimpse into a user’s real-life
5. It’s scary how Twitter & 12 Seconds make me super impatient
6. The verb form, of 12 Seconds is , “12erating”
7.  Content is original, unedited, unscripted
8. :12 is plenty of time to inform or entertain me
9.  It’s free - (At least during Beta)
10. Tweatbox
11. Guys like “bpb” are on it
12. Twitter 2.0 will be  Twitter+Video

http://12seconds.tv/