“Facebook me” is the new “text me”,  formally known as the  “call me”.

Let me explain.

You meet someone at the bar. It goes well. You’d typically exchange numbers, wait two days and give them a call.

To the nervous man, texting prevailed over phone conversations as a great way to get to know someone without having to be charming. Prefer instant gratification? You can form a relationship just as fast as you can T9.

However, base new relationships off texts and you may find you’ve been getting to know a tranny.

Enter “Facebook me”.

If I meet someone at the bar, shouldn’t I ask for their last name? I want to know if you’re crazy right off the bat. I need to check your marital status.  I want to scroll through all 850 of your pictures to ensure I didn’t have beer gogs on.

The moral of the story: If you think there could be a next time, do yourself a fav and tell him/her to Facebook you.