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Posts Tagged ‘Prescription Drugs’

This Actually Exists

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Latisse.

The first ever FDA-approved drug for thickening eyelashes. yes, a prescription for eyelashes. What kind of doctor do you even go to for such an “affliction?” The makeup doctor? It’s supposed to be for “insufficient lashes.” Who is determining what eyelash length/thickness is “sufficient?” The FDA?

This whole thing is such a joke that I just can’t imagine anyone seriously asking their doctor for some medicine for their f-ing eyelashes. Whatever happened to the notion of, “oh, that’s just the way I was born”? Now there has to be a medicine - a repair, or “quick fix” for absolutely everything? Can I at least get a pill for being too short??

The Pill Identifier: A Missing Facebook Application

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Pills flying solo in your junk drawer? Can’t identify the capsule mixed in the pile of crap the Swiffer left behind?

Imprinted on prescription drugs are identifier codes. Currently, it takes a sleuth to uncover a wayward pill’s identity.

Seniors, addicts and clumsy individuals should be able to easily identify mystery pills in order to medicate in peace. Until my scripts are broadcast on my Friend Feed, I’ll be using this.