I Hate Your Fashion is a must read if you:

• Are curious what a “Hipster Baptism” is
• Love judging inferior “club goers” that think they’re superior
• Want to come out of the closet without saying a word
• Wonder how shallow and soulless some girls can be
• Wonder how douchy and classless some guys can be

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Totes via Kathie Holsenbeck