Archive for the ‘Superior Judgment’ Category

Gatorade - Not Just for Athletes Anymore

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

“Fierce, Bring It! Melon” what a severe name!

Is Gatorade targeting a new audience?
Maybe Britney Spears’ son is drinking to make him work it.

Brings a new angle to their current campaign, “Slam It, Grind It, Smash It, Land It, Pound It, Drink It

This Actually Exists

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Latisse.

The first ever FDA-approved drug for thickening eyelashes. yes, a prescription for eyelashes. What kind of doctor do you even go to for such an “affliction?” The makeup doctor? It’s supposed to be for “insufficient lashes.” Who is determining what eyelash length/thickness is “sufficient?” The FDA?

This whole thing is such a joke that I just can’t imagine anyone seriously asking their doctor for some medicine for their f-ing eyelashes. Whatever happened to the notion of, “oh, that’s just the way I was born”? Now there has to be a medicine - a repair, or “quick fix” for absolutely everything? Can I at least get a pill for being too short??

Hot Prison Pals

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

If you’re looking for love, freeze and put your hands behind your back on the keyboard.

Now head over to HotPrisonPals.com. HPP brings you “pen pals” looking for love, they  just happen to be incarcerated.

If you think about it, a locked-up lover may be the way to go.
1. You always know where he is. 2.The chances of him cheating on you are significantly low. 3. He has plenty of time to work on his fitness.

Your potential murderer boyfriend picks a plan, pays via PayPal and boom. Let the match making begin.

Your Mate’s Rates:
HOT: $19/yr   -  200 words and 1 photo
REAL HOT:  $29/yr   -  300 words and 2 photos
MAJOR HOT:  $39/yr   -  400 words and 3 photos

A word to the wise, HPP strongly suggests you take every precautionary safeguard when communicating with the convicts people you meet through their service including:

  • Use a P.O. Box and not your home address for receiving mail from the inmates.
  • All inmate calls are collect calls. Don’t give out your phone number unless you expect to pay for the costs.
  • If you wish to find out any information on any inmate, contact their Prison for more details.
  • Looks can be deceiving but it might just be worth the risk.


    Via Thrillist

    Superior Judgment: Black Box Wine

    Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

    Boxed wine gets a bad rap (damn you Franzia!) But the time has come. The time has come for you to think inside the box.
    If you’re over 23 and still judge boxed “whine” then you obvi haven’t tried Black Box.

    Why you needz to reconsider Boxed Wine:

    • That small box is equivalent to 4(!!) 750 ML Bottles
    • Seriously, buy a Red. The wine stays fresh for 4 weeks. You don’t need to refrigerate it, just belly up to your counter (see below)
    • Black Box wine’s tagline is “Think Inside the Box”

    In the words of Maggie Griffin “Tip it!”

    Black-Out Dates are increased via Black Box

    Lil’ Ole Lambert

    Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

    Do you think Adam Lambert didn’t win American Idol because he was “too tranny”?

    This isn’t about whether or not he “gay”.
    I just want to know, on a scale of 1 to 10, how frightening do you find him?
    I know it’s not his fault that years of wearing stage make-up is catching up with his skin.

    I’m not saying it’s a problem I couldn’t tell him apart from the members of KISS.

    Nor am I particularly offended by the shade of his foundation/mascara/bronzer/eyeliner.

    Adam is talented, I’m just unable to look at him directly in the eyes.

    image via socialitelife

    The Most Totes Obvi Of All: Phone Trannys

    Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

    And by trannys I mean transactions. Like for everyday items.
    Yes, this exists in more forward thinking places like Japan and Europe, but we need it here, too.

    The Trib had an article about how the RTA is thinking about implementing it. That means that you can swipe your card at a sensor that automatically deducts money from your account securely. Meaning you don’t have to have a card, a paper ticket, paper money, or anything to use the train. Just your phone! yay!

    Just imagine if this was implemented anywhere. Forget your wallet? Who cares…you can hit up Starbies with your celly, get that frappucino and be on the bus going to the movies, all paid for with your phone. Your phone becomes even more of a all-in-once device, keeping track of texts, calls, emails, GPS, appointments, music, and now your cash.

    I really like this idea but it’s not without its potential pitfalls. It only works in a few types of phones, first of all. So manufacturers will have to see a demand/need for this type of technology before they’re all on board to build them in automatically into phones. Secondly, what happens when you lose your phone? Or run out of batteries (happens a lot with an iPhone or android phone!)? How do we accomodate those who cannot afford or do not have the technology to use these types of devices?

    Clearly these are speedbumps on a fast track to greater integrating our devices into an automated society. If more companies in the US can get on board with 2D codes we will truly have one device for everything.

    Superior Judgment: Wendy’s Coffee Talk

    Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

    Try ordering a “Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty” in the drive-thru without laughing. I dare you. It can’t be done.

    After some unscientific research, I uncovered The Wendy’s Innovation Path.
    Looks like the fast-food consumer of today is far more demanding than he/she was in the ’70s ’80s and ’90s.

    Wendy’s restaurants serve more than six hundred million Frostys per year. Vanilla accounts for about 40% of sales after one year.

    Open Letter: Kate (from Jon & Kate Plus 8 on TLC)

    Monday, May 25th, 2009

    Dear Kate,

    I didn’t think I liked you. Now I realize, I do.

    I just watched the season premiere of J&K+8 and realized, I just didn’t like you with Jon.
    You weren’t a good wife, but you are a damn good entrepreneur and you look pretty good now, girl.

    If I had 8 kids, my own television show and authored a book, I’d be a machine too.

    That said, if I was Jon, I would’ve bounced too. He was a good husband and is a great father but you forced him to do too much. Agree or not, looking forward to watching you this season.

    Warm Regards,
    Totes Obvi

    Jonny & Katie plus 8-iez

    Monday, May 25th, 2009


    Haven’t ever watched an entire episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8. Mostly because I didn’t want to be annoyed by 8 small children.
    Enter the double O.C Memorial Day Mary-thon that I’ve been watching three days straight.

    Turns out, the kids are fine, it’s Kate that’s annoying.
    Regardless she’s belittled her way through five seasons.
    If you haven’t already heard Kate also finally managed to nag her way into quite the adultery situation.

    Don’t forget what you use to look like Miss Thang, you could use this grounding:

    Season premiere tonight at 8 Central.
    Thank you TLC

    Via Zap2it

    Superior Judgment: 6 Dollar Shirts

    Sunday, May 24th, 2009

    Any new shirt that costs just $6 is okay in my book.
    That said, graphic tees? Really? Are people still buying these?
    Didn’t the Threadless bubble bust take down any hope for a prosperous Graph Tee future?

    Apparently not for 6DollarShirts.com

    You needz graphic tees if:
    -You’re still living in 2004
    -You can’t afford a real shirt
    -You can’t rely on yourself to be humorous
    -You disagree that jokes should be told not worn

    That said, You MIGHT be able to get away with something like das: