
“Fierce, Bring It! Melon” what a severe name!
Is Gatorade targeting a new audience?
Maybe Britney Spears’ son is drinking to make him work it.
Brings a new angle to their current campaign, “Slam It, Grind It, Smash It, Land It, Pound It, Drink It


“Fierce, Bring It! Melon” what a severe name!
Is Gatorade targeting a new audience?
Maybe Britney Spears’ son is drinking to make him work it.
Brings a new angle to their current campaign, “Slam It, Grind It, Smash It, Land It, Pound It, Drink It
The first ever FDA-approved drug for thickening eyelashes. yes, a prescription for eyelashes. What kind of doctor do you even go to for such an “affliction?” The makeup doctor? It’s supposed to be for “insufficient lashes.” Who is determining what eyelash length/thickness is “sufficient?” The FDA?
This whole thing is such a joke that I just can’t imagine anyone seriously asking their doctor for some medicine for their f-ing eyelashes. Whatever happened to the notion of, “oh, that’s just the way I was born”? Now there has to be a medicine - a repair, or “quick fix” for absolutely everything? Can I at least get a pill for being too short??
If you’re looking for love, freeze and put your hands behind your back on the keyboard.
Now head over to HotPrisonPals.com. HPP brings you “pen pals” looking for love, they just happen to be incarcerated.
If you think about it, a locked-up lover may be the way to go.
1. You always know where he is. 2.The chances of him cheating on you are significantly low. 3. He has plenty of time to work on his fitness.
Your potential murderer boyfriend picks a plan, pays via PayPal and boom. Let the match making begin.
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A word to the wise, HPP strongly suggests you take every precautionary safeguard when communicating with the convicts people you meet through their service including:
Looks can be deceiving but it might just be worth the risk.



Via Thrillist
Boxed wine gets a bad rap (damn you Franzia!) But the time has come. The time has come for you to think inside the box.
If you’re over 23 and still judge boxed “whine” then you obvi haven’t tried Black Box.

Why you needz to reconsider Boxed Wine:
In the words of Maggie Griffin “Tip it!”

Black-Out Dates are increased via Black Box
Try ordering a “Coffee Toffee Twisted Frosty” in the drive-thru without laughing. I dare you. It can’t be done.
After some unscientific research, I uncovered The Wendy’s Innovation Path.
Looks like the fast-food consumer of today is far more demanding than he/she was in the ’70s ’80s and ’90s.

Wendy’s restaurants serve more than six hundred million Frostys per year. Vanilla accounts for about 40% of sales after one year.
Dear Kate,
I didn’t think I liked you. Now I realize, I do.
I just watched the season premiere of J&K+8 and realized, I just didn’t like you with Jon.
You weren’t a good wife, but you are a damn good entrepreneur and you look pretty good now, girl.
If I had 8 kids, my own television show and authored a book, I’d be a machine too.
That said, if I was Jon, I would’ve bounced too. He was a good husband and is a great father but you forced him to do too much. Agree or not, looking forward to watching you this season.
Warm Regards,
Totes Obvi

Haven’t ever watched an entire episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8. Mostly because I didn’t want to be annoyed by 8 small children.
Enter the double O.C Memorial Day Mary-thon that I’ve been watching three days straight.
Turns out, the kids are fine, it’s Kate that’s annoying.
Regardless she’s belittled her way through five seasons.
If you haven’t already heard Kate also finally managed to nag her way into quite the adultery situation.
Don’t forget what you use to look like Miss Thang, you could use this grounding:

Season premiere tonight at 8 Central.
Thank you TLC
Via Zap2it
Any new shirt that costs just $6 is okay in my book.
That said, graphic tees? Really? Are people still buying these?
Didn’t the Threadless bubble bust take down any hope for a prosperous Graph Tee future?
Apparently not for 6DollarShirts.com
You needz graphic tees if:
-You’re still living in 2004
-You can’t afford a real shirt
-You can’t rely on yourself to be humorous
-You disagree that jokes should be told not worn


That said, You MIGHT be able to get away with something like das:
