If you’re looking for love, freeze and put your hands behind your back on the keyboard.
Now head over to HotPrisonPals.com. HPP brings you “pen pals” looking for love, they just happen to be incarcerated.
If you think about it, a locked-up lover may be the way to go.
1. You always know where he is. 2.The chances of him cheating on you are significantly low. 3. He has plenty of time to work on his fitness.
Your potential murderer boyfriend picks a plan, pays via PayPal and boom. Let the match making begin.
Your Mate’s Rates:
HOT: $19/yr - 200 words and 1 photo
REAL HOT: $29/yr - 300 words and 2 photos
MAJOR HOT: $39/yr - 400 words and 3 photos
A word to the wise, HPP strongly suggests you take every precautionary safeguard when communicating with the convicts people you meet through their service including:
Use a P.O. Box and not your home address for receiving mail from the inmates.
All inmate calls are collect calls. Don’t give out your phone number unless you expect to pay for the costs.
If you wish to find out any information on any inmate, contact their Prison for more details.
Looks can be deceiving but it might just be worth the risk.
Any new shirt that costs just $6 is okay in my book.
That said, graphic tees? Really? Are people still buying these?
Didn’t the Threadless bubble bust take down any hope for a prosperous Graph Tee future?
You needz graphic tees if:
-You’re still living in 2004
-You can’t afford a real shirt
-You can’t rely on yourself to be humorous
-You disagree that jokes should be told not worn
That said, You MIGHT be able to get away with something like das:
Since I know Toner is currently napping prepping for an OOC night, I may as well add a list to the mix.
Chicago is a pretty darn tech-savvy city — as it should be, we’re the 3rd largest in the nation — so here’s a short list of my fav Chicago-based blogs. Most are directly related to Chicago itself. This list is probs gonna grow!
Chicagoist - General aggregate news blog with features on local bands , restaurants, etc. Part of of the -ist universe. I read this one more than once a day.
CTA Tattler - Good for catching up on the CTA news and alerts. Not updated very often, but a decent once-every-two weeks check. Also links to the CTA Flickr pool.
The Expired Meter - Found this one recently. Has had a lot of action lately thanks to the City’s insane plan of leasing out all parking meters to a private company (seriously, insane plan that warrants its own blog post, even though tis been beaten to death). Funny blog, too - and features a weekly feature where you can ask the Parking Geek questions about contesting tickets, etc.
Gaper’s Block - Not strictly a blog, but an in-depth site about the city’s offerings and a general opinion site. Well designed too!
Second City Cop - I certainly don’t agree with this cop’s politics, but he does offer insider perspective to a notoriously corrupt and misunderstood organization - the CPD. Good to read after police-related scandals (such as the 14 year old kid posing as a cop).
The Food Chain - Part of The Reader, Chicago’s alternative weekly rag. I enjoy their reviews and whatnot in the printed magazine, so this is a good resource for when you’re trying to find a place to dine and don’t have a copy of The Reader handy.
I hope to increase this list, and of course, recommendations welcome!
Meetings usually aren’t fun nor are they always productive. If they are neither, then you probably shouldn’t be having them. Seth Godin gives 9 ways to improve meetings at work. My favs:
-Create a public space (either a big piece of poster board or a simple online page) that allows attendees to rate meetings and their organizers on a scale of 1 to 5 in terms of usefulness. Just a simple box where everyone can write a number. Watch what happens.
Get your moshing shoes on because i’m gonna share some of my fav thrash metal videos from an era goneby…where the hair was long, the solos were abundant, the booze was flowing, and palm muting was an artform. Hold onto yer hats!
Nuclear Assault - “Critical Mass”
I love this band, and this is from one of their later offerings. I’m pretty sure this entire album was about global warming or something - this song sure is (the video has lyrics you can sing along to! oh boy). They’re playing in front of an oil rig thing. This video is great for the Headbanger’s Ball intro, too.
Exodus - “Toxic Waltz”
Not on their best album by far, or with their best singer, this song is still a great thrasher. “You used to do the monkey, and now it’s not cool - the twist and mash potato are no exception to the rule.” Not sure why a song about moshing is talking about like 50’s dances.
Sacred Reich - “The American Way”
Actually a horrible video, but one of thrash’s most underrated bands.
S.O.D. - “March Of The S.O.D / Sgt. D. & The S.O.D”
Typically don’t like live videos, but this one is good for a few reasons. One, Scott Ian stomping around on stage makes me really stoked. And 2, because the song is hard and they never made a real video for it. Oh yeah, and Billy’s stage dive. holy shit. He doesn’t miss a beat.
Megadeth - “Holy Wars”
This video rules, if only because of the existence white, tight jeans, bullet belts, and no shirts. And it’s a 6:33 long video.
Finally…Anthrax - “I Am The Law” (live)
Another live one featuring Scott Ian. The intro features their heavy new york accents. Look at Joey’s overalls when they start singing. ridiculous. Great moshing song, and it reminds me of when the A-Team* would cover this intr sometimes back in Boston.
*Extra points if you can find me in this video. It’s embarrassing.
I have been seeking an apartment for a few weeks, trying to stay in the Logan Square area, and made some interesting observations around my neighborhood, and in general. Here they are:
2444 N Talman Belongs In Venice Beach.
Seriously. This sticks out like a sore thumb. It’s interesting enough, but … there’s a place for this kind of weirdness. It’s called LA.
Logan Square Has Tons Of Neighborhood / Residential Churches
Walk down many of Logan Square’s side streets and you’ll find churches nestled next to greystones and houses. Some streets / blocks have multiple. It’s actually a really unique quality I haven’t seen in any other city.
Oddly enough, this one is for sale. It would be cool to buy a church and renovate it into a home.
I Appreciate The Unique Aspects Of Buildings Around Here
Considering most of the houses in this neighborhood are older (”turn of the century” 3 flats) and we haven’t yet been invaded by the creep of condos from the east and south (too badly anyway…), there are still plenty of little individual aspects to make the “same” building different in some way. I loved the way the street number was painted on this window.
I hope everyone out there takes the opportunity to appreciate and explore their own neighborhoods a little more. There’s nothing cooler than finding something really inspiring that’s just a bit off the beaten track.