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Monday, June 8th, 2009Totes H8 Yo Fashion
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009I Hate Your Fashion is a must read if you:
- Are curious what a “Hipster Baptism” is
- Love judging inferior “club goers” that think they’re superior
- Want to come out of the closet without saying a word
- Wonder how shallow and soulless some girls can be
- Wonder how douchy and classless some guys can be

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Totes via Kathie Holsenbeck

Sadiator Sandal
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
The not so Gladiator Sandal
Texts From Patti: Reality Television
Friday, May 29th, 2009
Me: Hi mom, hows it going?
Patti: Just watched Survivor and was thrilled that Coach (asshole) the f-ing Dragon Slayer is done. JUSICE IS SERVED!
Cabrini Green’s Last Days
Saturday, May 23rd, 2009
Once home to 15,000 people, “Cabrini-Green” became synonymous with the problems associated with public housing in the United States. Gang violence and neglect created terrible conditions for the residents.
After too many children fell over the railings of the exterior porches, the porches were completely enclosed with a steel mesh. It became easier for gunmen to see police from inside the building than it was for the police to see the gunmen. By the 1990s many Chicago Police refused to enter the complex for fear of their lives.
During the worst years rotting garbage stacked up in clogged trash chutes (once piling up to the 15th floor), and basic utilities (water, electricity) often malfunctioned and were left unrepaired. Grass was paved over to save on maintenance.
The first Cabrini building was constructed in 1942. In an effort to make the complex safer, then Chicago Mayor Jane Byrne moved into a fourth-floor apartment in 1981. Backed by police and bodyguards, she stayed for only three weeks, and once she left, the violence returned.


More information on Cabrini’s history
Dear Diary
Friday, May 22nd, 2009
I enjoy this quote.
I’ve read it a few times.
I do have a question for the author:
Did your mom only tell you happiness was the key when you were five years old?
Did she stop when you turned six?
Lemme know.
via Images that inspire feeling
Cool New Social Networking Site
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009Facebook and Twitter just not cutting it these days?
Wish there was something a bit more candid, that integrated nicknames, locations AND public photos?
Well wait no longer, because the FBI has just launched the Chicago Bandit Tracker website (!)
This site is basically a conglomerate of all the recent bank robberies (apparently there have been a lot). Almost every bandit has a nick name, too. Here are my favs:
- Orange Gloves Bandit
- Bomb Lady Bandit
- Foul Mouthed Bandit
- Cross Dressing Bandit
It even integrates with google earth so you can, presumably, zoom right down into the Cross Dressing Bandit’s sun hat.
Hardcore Bands Making Music Videos
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009Music videos certainly seem (to me) to be a mainstay of the past. I mean, MTV doesn’t even play them anymore, and they don’t seem very revolutionary either. Although I could just be jaded / old and not give a crap about them, which is more than likely the case.
A smattering of hardcore / underground bands have made videos too - some made it to headbanger’s ball, like Leeway’s, others had no real reason to have music videos, presumably… I mean, why spend the money if MTV wasn’t gonna play it? Especially before file sharing / youtube, like…what’s the point?
Anyway a lot of them are pretty low budget but here are a few classics I’d love to share.
Merauder “Master Killer”
Soo many good things about this video, from Jorge’s pony tail haircut to the fact that he’s sitting on a throne, but my #1 fav thing about it is the drummer’s sunglasses. What a cool dude! This video is so very tough-guy and so very 90s. Also, you can spy some “ninjas” doing nunchucks in the background in some scenes. What the hell?
D.R.I. - “Beneath The Wheel”
This fairly high-quality video has got a few things going on with it. It’s got that classic “i stick out at my high school” theme with the hessian who is late for class, etc. The drum set is HUGE and has 2 bass drums but there are only a few fills on the toms and the drummer looks incredibly bored the entire song. There’s a legit 3D part of the video (like where you’re supposed to wear glasses!) - during the line, “Fell asleep last night at a party.” Soo good. The song is long, though, and i’m surprised they didn’t make a video edit version. Oh yeah and of course the guitarist is wearing his own band shirt during the video.
Suicidal Tendencies “Institutionalized”
Ok, this is a classic…but weird. I doubt they made it when the album first came out but look how young Mike Muir looks! must have been 85 or so…around Join The Army, since Rocky George is in the video and he wasn’t in the band til then. Anyone know? Either way, well shot video of a classic song. Totally awesome skateboarding and style in this one too.
Cro Mags - “We Gotta Know”
This has gotta be the best of the videos. You get to see how huge a band the Mags actually were, not only with just the skinhead / hardcore kids but with the metalheads too. Harley’s got a sick Confederate flag hat, the crowd is going insane, and it’s just a f’in incredible intro and song to one of hardcore’s best LPs. They’re all pretending they’re rock stars in the vid but honestly they didn’t have any money.
Agnostic Front - cable access show
this has GOT to be the worst “music video” / live set ever done. the drummer isn’t even hitting the cymbols, stigma isn’t even there and roger is playing guitar, and the bassist is just laughing, not to mention they’re not even plugged in, and so obviously the studio tracks. it’s incredible.
Pizza Box - OF THE FUTURE
Thursday, April 30th, 2009We at Totes Obvi <3 our pizza, and being socially and environmentally conscious make it that much tastier. GreenBox has issued a simple, but ingenious way of reusing pieces of pizza boxes, called The Pizza Box of the 21st Century.
Pretty cool, right? The top breaks off into plates, the bottom folds in half to store leftover pizza.
Problems with it:
1. who the f has leftover pizza? maybe they should be biodegraded.
2. you still have to throw away the box when you’re done. so maybe you get 1 or 2 more uses out of it and save some energy from washing dishes. but in the end, you’re still gonna throw that box away regardless, so who cares?
oh well, cool idea that really lacks any true time and energy saving merit. I guess the box is recycled, that’s cool…
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