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If Pluto had Wikipedia - Plutonians would be pissed.

Monday, June 8th, 2009

For those of you who graduated high school before 2007, you many share in my remorse in the loss of Pluto as a planet.

The solar system was such a staple in k-12 education that I’d grown fond of the nine eight little darlings. I still have a hard time adjusting to Pluto being declassified as a planet. The harsh reality is explained,

“From its discovery in 1930 until 2006, Pluto was considered the Solar System’s ninth planet. In the late 1970s, following the discovery of minor planet 2060 Chiron in the outer Solar System and the recognition of Pluto’s very low mass, its status as a major planet began to be questioned. Later, in the early 21st century, many objects similar to Pluto were discovered in the outer solar system, notably the scattered disc object Eris, which is 27% more massive than Pluto. On August 24, 2006, the IAU defined the term “planet” for the first time. This definition excluded Pluto as a planet, and added it as a member of the new category “dwarf planet.”"

Shadow boxes will never be the same!

Via Wikipedia

Spotted @ Six Flags

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Not sure if this guy is just patiently waiting for the “Nightly Show and Parade” or being inappro-pro. You decide.

Totes Lameo

Thursday, June 4th, 2009


Do you enjoy judging peers from a safe distance via social networks?

Do you wish you could observe people publicly shaming themselves via stupidity?
Do you relish over the misfortune of others via their haphazard Facebook-ing?

If you answered yes! to any of the above, welcome to Lamebook.
If you answered no! to any of the above, welcome to Lamebook, you just might find yourself here.

From Lame to Fame Via Red Eye Twitter

Totes H8 Yo Fashion

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

I Hate Your Fashion is a must read if you:

  • Are curious what a “Hipster Baptism” is
  • Love judging inferior “club goers” that think they’re superior
  • Want to come out of the closet without saying a word
  • Wonder how shallow and soulless some girls can be
  • Wonder how douchy and classless some guys can be

H8 via Twitter
Totes via Kathie Holsenbeck

I saw Beyonce @ Burger King

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Sadiator Sandal

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

The not so Gladiator Sandal

Gatorade - Not Just for Athletes Anymore

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

“Fierce, Bring It! Melon” what a severe name!

Is Gatorade targeting a new audience?
Maybe Britney Spears’ son is drinking to make him work it.

Brings a new angle to their current campaign, “Slam It, Grind It, Smash It, Land It, Pound It, Drink It

Is That A Mouse/Chick?

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

Can someone tell us what in the sam hell is going on here?

Via Urlesque

Texts From Patti: Reality Television

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Me: Hi mom, hows it going?

Patti: Just watched Survivor and was thrilled that Coach (asshole) the f-ing Dragon Slayer is done. JUSICE IS SERVED!

Hot Prison Pals

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

If you’re looking for love, freeze and put your hands behind your back on the keyboard.

Now head over to HotPrisonPals.com. HPP brings you “pen pals” looking for love, they  just happen to be incarcerated.

If you think about it, a locked-up lover may be the way to go.
1. You always know where he is. 2.The chances of him cheating on you are significantly low. 3. He has plenty of time to work on his fitness.

Your potential murderer boyfriend picks a plan, pays via PayPal and boom. Let the match making begin.

Your Mate’s Rates:
HOT: $19/yr   -  200 words and 1 photo
REAL HOT:  $29/yr   -  300 words and 2 photos
MAJOR HOT:  $39/yr   -  400 words and 3 photos

A word to the wise, HPP strongly suggests you take every precautionary safeguard when communicating with the convicts people you meet through their service including:

  • Use a P.O. Box and not your home address for receiving mail from the inmates.
  • All inmate calls are collect calls. Don’t give out your phone number unless you expect to pay for the costs.
  • If you wish to find out any information on any inmate, contact their Prison for more details.
  • Looks can be deceiving but it might just be worth the risk.


    Via Thrillist