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Superior Judgment - Come Get You Some

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

That Is Fierce is a Hot or Not rating website for shoes, handbags and celebrity fashion. While getting a D- in site design, the site gets an A++ 100% :) for concept. In addition to showing real-time results, the site provides a link for users to purchase the products! (I smell a branding opportunity)

That Is fierce users vote on weather a given product or look is either:

A.Fierce - It look real good.

B. Tranny - It could looka mess. I just might wear it.

C. Hot Mess - It looka mess.

The current users get an F. The results are totally messed up. Either these users have no taste or they are confused at the difference between the options. Get. it. together!

Thank @adponce for this judging gem

TMobile & the Cupcake Release Fail

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Don’t think I forgot about the pain you put me through, T-Mobile.

In May, T-Mobile started upgrading customer’s Android firmware. The update, called “Cupcake” was rolled-out Over The Air with no apparent methodology. Being that I am an active Android user and advocate, I was excited to receive my version (primarily for the video capture capabilities).

But, alas, my cupcake was no where to be found. At first I was mad, “How could T-Mobile/Google not reward Android early adopters?”  I bought one of the first (white) Androids, ruling out updating by purchase date.  Every Android-owning Chicagoan I talked to had received their update, which ruled out updating by geographic region.

I wanted answers, which again, were MIA. My frustration with T-Mobile over poor planing, turned into frustration with T-Mobile over customer service. Here is the Twitter conversation thread I had:





I have to say, any response is better than no response but, “We will send them out until every last G1 has it”?

Obvi!

What a #Customer Service Fail.
I received my update Over The Air a few days later, but I’m still waiting for my apology.

Judge or Be Judged

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Here’s another site to add to the virtual toolbox of judgment - OnTheJury.com

Want to know if you were in the wrong for keying your neighbors minivan? Submit a case and let the real people’s court decide.

For those preferring to sit on the jury, cast votes of judgment until you just can’t judge anymore. The process is simple:

Docket #73 - 4491 votes cast


The Evidence
I play computer games at work. Sometimes all day, for several days in row. Then, on my weekly status update, I make quick 5 minute fixes sound like they took me all week to finish so my boss can’t tell how I am really spending my time.
The Crime
lying

Guilty or Not Guilty?

You decide.

42 Second Dream Film Festival

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Beijing China 2009

“Last Day Dream”
a man watches his life pass before him
Written and Directed by Chris Milk

La dernière minute from Dixours on Vimeo.

Your Next Obsession

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Ever wonder what sexual predators are roaming around your neck of the woods?
If you didn’t maybe it’s time you did - in most states they are only a click away.
In Illinois, click here. If you agree to the terms, enter your address in the Offender Search on the left.

I’ve blocked out Lucious’ addy because I don’t need the state of Illinois on my ass, again. Plus Licious is compliant - don’t need the blogosphere sending a bunch of hate mail to the compiant.

If you’re wondering if you could be classified as a sexual offender in Illinois:
A violation of any of the following Sections of
(child pornography),
(aggravated child pornography),
(indecent solicitation of a child),
(sexual exploitation of a child),
(custodial sexual misconduct),
(sexual misconduct with a person with a disability),
(soliciting for a juvenile prostitute),
(patronizing a juvenile prostitute),
(keeping a place of juvenile prostitution),
(juvenile pimping),
(exploitation of a child),
(criminal sexual assault),
(aggravated criminal sexual assault),
(predatory criminal sexual assault of a child),
(criminal sexual abuse),
(aggravated criminal sexual abuse),
(ritualized abuse of a child).

A Gizmodiva is a Female Version of a Techie

Saturday, June 13th, 2009

For a collection of products that are part tech, part girlie, part ridiculous but completely fierce. Check out the blog: Gizmodiva

Some of my favorite finds:

Keyboard Bike Handle Grips

Cupcake Floss

Toilet Seats

Bag O’ Bones

Friday, June 12th, 2009

How many bean bags had to die for this shoot?…shoot!

Friendly Fires ‘Skeleton Boy’ by Clemens Habicht from Nexus Productions on Vimeo.

Via @gnayot

Spanx for Men

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Most men wouldn’t buy a shirt designed to keep their rolls at bay make them look thinner.
But a shirt that “encourages better posture” is another story.
The fine guys at Equmen realized this and designed the “Core Precision Undershirt”



From the Equmen blog:
“With this hardworking baby on, the first thing that happens is it encourages better posture.  This helps you to stand up straighter, alleviate back pain, and most importantly, hold your head up higher.  On top of that, blood circulation is improved, which gives you a healthier colour, while comfort is improved via body temperature control. Finally, there is a clear slimming effect as the shirt optimizes the body in all the right places.  As a result of these benefits, you will project an overall energy that exudes confidence.”

Translation:
Spanx for men”

The Peeps Court

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Most likely faux but it almost doesn’t matter.

via @theofficialryanclark

Graduating During a Recession? Bring in the Reinforcements!

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Congratulations are in order to Welch’s on this brilliant packaging.
Nothing says “well done” like popping a bottle of bubbly.
Although, given the current state of the economy, recent grads are going to need more than sparkling juice.