Like all of Totes Obvi’s authors, I enjoy the finer things in life: good food, clothing, industrial design, and have a fond appreciation for these things. I’m not a millionaire, though, and I know there is a balance between the folks like us who really appreciate these things, and the folks who actually can afford to and embellish their lifestyles with them. And then there are these folks.

A charming quote:

“It’s like, ‘What recession?’ ” said Ms. Brodish, who lives in TriBeCa and was dressed this afternoon in a glittery top paired with skinny black pants. “Look around. Do you see a recession?”

Well, Miss Brodish, of course you don’t experience the recession when you’re sipping $750 champagne and indulging in the company of other “like minded” individuals. You don’t feel the recession when you’re not an auto worker living in the Rust Belt. The “recession” doesn’t exist behind velvet curtains because that money will always be there. If you’re willing to spend $10,000 on fucking brunch, then chances are your personal recession means you’ve got to scale it back to maybe $5,000 (god forbid). It’s not as though the entire country loses its money in this recession, either - but those who do lose a ton of it, and their jobs and homes to go with it. This Ms. Brodish sounds like a truely twat-tastic and narrow minded woman - the kind of person who would suggest that while not looking at the number of home foreclosures, job losses and despair that’s prevalent on EVERY NEWS MEDIA OUTLET IN THE USA RIGHT NOW…obviously hasn’t opened her eyes to the reality.
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Check this out: ‘Tattoo Barbie’ causes stir (via CNN video)

Mattel has released a sweet new barbie that comes with a tattoo gun and “tattoos” of butterflies and smiley faces and other stupid things that you can put on your barbie (tramp stamp city!) or even on yourself (don’t worry mom, they’re temporary!).

Obviously this is aimed at 5-10 year old girls, seeing as it’s a Barbie doll. While I know tattoos are rather mainstream, i don’t imagine that kids at that age care enough about them to think they’d want to go get mom and dad to buy it for them. Parents, or at least some, are kind of pissed about it, but it’s no better/worse than temp tattoos at the grocery store, I’d say. Regardless, it’s a funny angle - a true sign that the stigma of tattoos has all but vanished from society when Barbie has a tattooed doll coming out…

The tattoos that come with it are so lame, though. I wanna see Barbie with a spiderwebbed elbow, a skull and dagger on her forearm, FTW on her knuckles, and a panther backpiece.