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New Whole Foods: Absolutely, Positively fucking OOC

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

So, I went to the new whole foods today after work. To be honest, I wasn’t planning on buying much, I just wanted to check out the “new digs.”

Holy balls, this place is huge. It’s absolutely insane. Adam said it was the 3rd biggest in the country. I do believe him. It’s located on Kingsbury just south of North ave, more or less “across the street” from the old Whole Foods, near Blick.

Whole Foods Fish.

Whole Foods Fish.


They have a small surface level parking lot but I didn’t even bother, because I knew the small lot would be full. I went straight up into the depths into a gigantic parking garage rivaling that of The Grove in LA. Keep in mind, that’s for an entire outdoor mall, not just one store.

I was surprised to find the 2nd floor lot almost entirely full, although I don’t know how many levels the garage is. I did find a spot on the 2nd one, though. Upon descending the escalator into the store (it took me a second to find where I had to enter the store itself) you get a pretty wide overview of the entire place. It has a very open floor layout and it was bustling with shoppers. And it was overwhelming. They had little mobile kiosk-esque stands instead of the standard fish counter, the produce section was right when you entered and was quite extensive, and this was just the view i could see. I blindly stumbled around and put some kale and bananas in my annoying “euro-style” basket-cart thing (seriously they suck) and plunged into the depths.

How many thermals does it take to heat a place like this in the winter?

How many thermals does it take to heat a place like this in the winter?


Of course being new at the store (who WASN’T new, it just opened yesterday) I wanted to look cool like I knew what I was doing. but god damn I didn’t. I think it seriously affected my judgement, due to all the aisles being perfectly blocked. They’re certainly wide enough for two carts now, whereas the last whole foods was barely wide enough for one. I ended up buying a $12.50 6oz steak of fish and a $20 mini keg of beer for a BBQ on sunday. I didn’t want to get too much because there’s no way I’d find it and I hate having to put your cart in one of those conveyer belts to go upstairs to the parking garage. Seriously, that may be detrimental to my shopping experience, unless I can score a surface level spot.

The place has a legitimate food court, like you’d find at a mall, but with fancy food like sushi and, well, pizza’s not that fancy but it probably was there, and other stuff. That was the most crowded part of the store, too. They had like 4 different checkout areas not in traditional spaces, either. I did check out after wandering around for a bit and was in and out in 20 minutes - impressive considering the crowd and the sheer size of the place.

Ive got mixed feelings about the new Whole Foods…It’s so spit polished and just goes to show you how the company really is just another big box retailer, but they specialize in gourmet goods. It’s nice to know you can get imported vegetables from south america (what’s the carbon footprint on those, hmm?) or whatever, or knowing that people are interested in this enough that they can build a multimillion dollar monstrosity in this economy, but it’s all a bit sickening. Now, i’m on the verge of sounding pretentious here (when has that ever happened) but all of “my” usual whole foods have been a bit run down or home-y feeling in a lot of ways than this one….like in Boston, we shopped at the old Bread & Circus that Whole Foods bought out. Or in West Hollywood, we shopped at the somewhat ghetto on on Santa Monica and Fairfax, not the “nicer” one on Fairfax and 3rd. So this one that’s spit polished and gigantic kind of goes against the idea of “whole foods” to begin with…after all, how much energy does it take to power the lights, air conditioning, cash registers, freezers, and coolers at such a place? How much was spent on this building? How socially responsible and environmentally friendly can whole foods really be…what does it matter when you’re eating a carrot that has the carbon footprint of a mack truck?

All in all, I’d say my experience of shopping at whole foods has been brought down a notch or two. It’s not easy to get your cart up a flight of stairs even if there is an escalator thing. It’s certainly not cool to have a giant store full of exotics from the far reaches from the globe posing as some quasi-earth friendly co-op. Sad thing is, I’ll continue shopping there. Makes you think about places like the Fare Share market or Berkshire Co-Op.

Cool New Social Networking Site

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Facebook and Twitter just not cutting it these days?
Wish there was something a bit more candid, that integrated nicknames, locations AND public photos?

Well wait no longer, because the FBI has just launched the Chicago Bandit Tracker website (!)

This site is basically a conglomerate of all the recent bank robberies (apparently there have been a lot). Almost every bandit has a nick name, too. Here are my favs:

  • Orange Gloves Bandit
  • Bomb Lady Bandit
  • Foul Mouthed Bandit
  • Cross Dressing Bandit

It even integrates with google earth so you can, presumably, zoom right down into the Cross Dressing Bandit’s sun hat.

Target

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

It’s funny how a store that, in principal, is essentially WalMart, and can be entirely embraced by a subset of culture that emphatically denies WalMart - yuppies.

Target is a big chain discount store, just like WalMart, and sells cheap bulk goods, from food to housegoods and clothing to pharmaceuticals to music and electronics and office supplies.

But the similarities basically end there. Unlike WalMart, and, cities have embraced Target, and can often be found within city limits. The Target down the street has a parking lot full of BMWs, Acuras, Volvos, and hybrid cars. WalMarts are usually in rural areas and don’t attempt to position themselves as “quality for less,” and have an older, mostly white clientele. When Target opened a Christmas satellite store in NYC in 2002, people were all about it, even though you couldn’t actually buy anything there. It was on a boat and you could get your picture taken with Santa (I definitely did). They did a similar thing in Chicago last week and everyone here was excited about that, too. Could you imagine if WalMart did something like that? People would be picketing it. Target has Starbucks. WalMart has the Radio Grille.

Target is known for high quality consumer goods by respected brands as well as their own generic brands that are designed well, and look good. Target collaborates with clothing designers to attract a high-end customer base (Rogan, Loomstate, Stella McCartney, etc) or to give an opportunity to buy fancy clothes at a discounted price. They also have collaborated with the IFC (independent film channel) Their in-house design is really bold and colorful with a high-end feel to it. Target is known for being somewhat socially responsible, and is also one of the more philanthropic large companies out there.

But does any of this matter? Target is still a huge corporation. They don’t necessarily pay their employees any better than WalMart, and they have helped put smaller businesses struggle simply by being there and being able to offer a lower price. Target has no labor unions, something that WalMart is constantly chided for. It’s easy to love Target - I am guilty - but maybe a lot of that happens to do with its better advertising, better design, and cleaner appearance.

Hardcore Bands Making Music Videos

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Music videos certainly seem (to me) to be a mainstay of the past. I mean, MTV doesn’t even play them anymore, and they don’t seem very revolutionary either. Although I could just be jaded / old and not give a crap about them, which is more than likely the case.

A smattering of hardcore / underground bands have made videos too - some made it to headbanger’s ball, like Leeway’s, others had no real reason to have music videos, presumably… I mean, why spend the money if MTV wasn’t gonna play it? Especially before file sharing / youtube, like…what’s the point?

Anyway a lot of them are pretty low budget but here are a few classics I’d love to share.

Merauder “Master Killer”

Soo many good things about this video, from Jorge’s pony tail haircut to the fact that he’s sitting on a throne, but my #1 fav thing about it is the drummer’s sunglasses. What a cool dude! This video is so very tough-guy and so very 90s. Also, you can spy some “ninjas” doing nunchucks in the background in some scenes. What the hell?

D.R.I. - “Beneath The Wheel”

This fairly high-quality video has got a few things going on with it. It’s got that classic “i stick out at my high school” theme with the hessian who is late for class, etc. The drum set is HUGE and has 2 bass drums but there are only a few fills on the toms and the drummer looks incredibly bored the entire song. There’s a legit 3D part of the video (like where you’re supposed to wear glasses!) - during the line, “Fell asleep last night at a party.” Soo good. The song is long, though, and i’m surprised they didn’t make a video edit version. Oh yeah and of course the guitarist is wearing his own band shirt during the video.

Suicidal Tendencies “Institutionalized”

Ok, this is a classic…but weird. I doubt they made it when the album first came out but look how young Mike Muir looks! must have been 85 or so…around Join The Army, since Rocky George is in the video and he wasn’t in the band til then. Anyone know? Either way, well shot video of a classic song. Totally awesome skateboarding and style in this one too.

Cro Mags - “We Gotta Know”

This has gotta be the best of the videos. You get to see how huge a band the Mags actually were, not only with just the skinhead / hardcore kids but with the metalheads too. Harley’s got a sick Confederate flag hat, the crowd is going insane, and it’s just a f’in incredible intro and song to one of hardcore’s best LPs. They’re all pretending they’re rock stars in the vid but honestly they didn’t have any money.

Agnostic Front - cable access show

this has GOT to be the worst “music video” / live set ever done. the drummer isn’t even hitting the cymbols, stigma isn’t even there and roger is playing guitar, and the bassist is just laughing, not to mention they’re not even plugged in, and so obviously the studio tracks. it’s incredible.

May 11

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Today is my father’s birthday.

Clockwise from left: Steve, Andrea, Tim, Curt. My dad is in plaid on the right.

Clockwise from left: Steve, Andrea, Tim, Curt. My dad is in plaid on the right.

He would have been 59. He died in this city in 1987.
My sister and I once released a message in a balloon to him on his birthday.
When I was little, I used to think I’d see him in the grocery store or on the street.
I think about him every day.

Pizza Box - OF THE FUTURE

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

We at Totes Obvi <3 our pizza, and being socially and environmentally conscious make it that much tastier. GreenBox has issued a simple, but ingenious way of reusing pieces of pizza boxes, called The Pizza Box of the 21st Century.

Pretty cool, right? The top breaks off into plates, the bottom folds in half to store leftover pizza.

Problems with it:

1. who the f has leftover pizza? maybe they should be biodegraded.
2. you still have to throw away the box when you’re done. so maybe you get 1 or 2 more uses out of it and save some energy from washing dishes. but in the end, you’re still gonna throw that box away regardless, so who cares?

oh well, cool idea that really lacks any true time and energy saving merit. I guess the box is recycled, that’s cool…

via Boing Boing

New Fav Blog

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

“look at this fucking hipster”

The commentary is a bit dumb, but the photos are great.
Hoping I find one of my friends on this site. Or possibly myself.

“Everyone keep an eye out. We don’t want ants eating all of our coke.”

“Thank you, but we prefer to be called Hipspanics.”

Ever rolling in cash, Chicago has big plans for its downtown

Friday, April 24th, 2009

According to this Chicago Tribune story, there are talks of “revitalizing” downtown and spending 15.5 billion on transportation improvements and parks, commercial improvements, and other perceived goodies.

Ok. Since when does:

  • …Downtown need to be revitalized? We’re not in Detroit or Los Angeles. Chicago’s so loop-centric that the south and west sides are continually ignored and neglected. Now they want to pour more money into downtown? The downtown that already has Millennium Park, the Art Institute, and easy access to tourist destinations and shopping? That downtown needs revitalizing…?
  • …Does Chicago have 15.5 billion dollars to spend on superfluous junk like this? They just leased their parking meters for 75 years to get some quick cash, and i’m sure it wasn’t for a “revitalization plan.” This will all come down on the taxpayers.

As one, I have no problem if funds I give the state and city are allocated responsibly. The article states that “The city’s portion of the $15.5 billion total is $6 billion to $8 billion.” So where’s the other 6 to 8 billion come from?

Improvements and expansions to the CTA? Sure - I’m all for that - but they can’t be redundant (there already ARE trains to both airports!!) and they need to be elsewhere in the city! Chicago is a big place. Let’s consider something more like this - bringing Chicago together by rail and rivaling NYC for a better subway / elevated system. Or at the very least, fill the fucking potholes.

I don’t know how much of this is olympics-centered, the article claims some will move forward regardless of the olympic decision…but it stinks all around of wasteful spending and corruption.

Maureen Dowd H8z Twitter

Friday, April 24th, 2009

To Tweet Or Not To Tweet - NYTimes.com

Columnist Maureen Dowd has “HAD IT UP TO HERE” with twitter. Here are some highlights for the ADD-inclined:

  • I was here on a simple quest: curious to know if the inventors of Twitter were as annoying as their invention.
  • Aren’t you worried about being swallowed up by google?” “they don’t swallow you up. they call you up.”
  • I would rather be tied up to stakes in the Kalahari Desert, have honey poured over me and red ants eat out my eyes than open a Twitter account. Is there anything you can say to change my mind?

The interviewee’s (Twitter inventor Biz Stone) first response to her question is golden, howevs:

MAUREEN: We now know that on the president’s trip to Trinidad, ABC News’s Jake Tapper’s shower was spewing brown water. Is there any thought that doesn’t need to be published?



BIZ: The one I’m thinking right now.

I like to imagine him thinking, “you’re a dumb ho.” Apparently i’m not the only one, as someone wrote a spoof:
“Maureen Dowd Interviews the Inventor Of The Telephone”

The (unfortunate) social aspect of tattoos

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Tattoos are a strange thing. On one hand, you’re literally putting your thoughts on your body, for the world to see and comment on. If you put a neo-Nazi tattoo on yourself, chances are you’re going to be looked upon quite disapprovingly from most people, or be putting fear into a lot of people’s hearts. Love the Red Sox and want the world to know? Get a “B” tattoo in your uncle Sully’s garage to show the world your love. Most tattoos, however, are very personal with some story behind them. So while they’re essentially in the public view, they also can carry a lot of private weight, sometimes pain. This type of pain is almost always best displayed in the form of symbolism, of course, to circumvent dealing with discussing the obvious.

Another unfortunate aspect of tattoos are dealing with the types who not only feel the need to touch your tattoos without permission, or show you their (usually shitty) tattoos unsolicited. I cannot recall a conversation where someone showed me their “ink” after accosting me that I was actually impressed with the work they’ve had done. Oddly enough, this has happened not once, but twice in the elevator at work. Typically, the convo goes something like this:

them: “Where’d ja get yer ink done?”
me: “what?”
them: “yeah, you should check out this place in bumfuck nowhere called Prision Tattoos R Us. It’s where I got this:” *shows tribal interpretation of dolphin jumping over taz on lower back*
me: “oh, that’s… nice”
them: “yeah you should check ‘em out.”

why would i take advice from someone like this?? I would never say to myself, “you’re right, the tattoos which I have are not nearly as good as that one you picked out of a magazine and had your cousin do in the back of his pickup truck after drinking a 12 pack of icehouse. I’m glad i took your advice on that one.”

All that said, much love to Jason Vaughn, who works at Deluxe Tattoo on Irving Park.