Archive for June, 2009

If Pluto had Wikipedia - Plutonians would be pissed.

Monday, June 8th, 2009

For those of you who graduated high school before 2007, you many share in my remorse in the loss of Pluto as a planet.

The solar system was such a staple in k-12 education that I’d grown fond of the nine eight little darlings. I still have a hard time adjusting to Pluto being declassified as a planet. The harsh reality is explained,

“From its discovery in 1930 until 2006, Pluto was considered the Solar System’s ninth planet. In the late 1970s, following the discovery of minor planet 2060 Chiron in the outer Solar System and the recognition of Pluto’s very low mass, its status as a major planet began to be questioned. Later, in the early 21st century, many objects similar to Pluto were discovered in the outer solar system, notably the scattered disc object Eris, which is 27% more massive than Pluto. On August 24, 2006, the IAU defined the term “planet” for the first time. This definition excluded Pluto as a planet, and added it as a member of the new category “dwarf planet.”"

Shadow boxes will never be the same!

Via Wikipedia

is this katz’s car?

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Spotted on Augusta and Western

Google’s Best Logos

Saturday, June 6th, 2009

Google always changes its logo for holidays, and sometimes they’re quite good - although the early ones are very cartoonish and pretty poor. They didn’t start getting really good til last year, in my opinion.

Today, although not a holiday, they’ve done the best logo i’ve seen ever: The Google Tetris Logo.
"Celebrating 25 Years Of The Tetris Effect"

How cool is that??

Here are a few of my other favs from the past:

Jackson Pollack, 2009

Jackson Pollack, 2009

Earth Day, 2006

Earth Day, 2006

Earth Day 2007

Earth Day 2007

Yay! Legos.

Yay! Legos.

Schiaparelli?

Schiaparelli?

Spotted @ Six Flags

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Not sure if this guy is just patiently waiting for the “Nightly Show and Parade” or being inappro-pro. You decide.

Totes Lameo

Thursday, June 4th, 2009


Do you enjoy judging peers from a safe distance via social networks?

Do you wish you could observe people publicly shaming themselves via stupidity?
Do you relish over the misfortune of others via their haphazard Facebook-ing?

If you answered yes! to any of the above, welcome to Lamebook.
If you answered no! to any of the above, welcome to Lamebook, you just might find yourself here.

From Lame to Fame Via Red Eye Twitter

Fashion Trends I Never Understood

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

While we’re (often) on the subject of fashion, here’s a look back onto some popular looks of the past, and just trying to wrap my brain around them. Perhaps a kind reader could shed some light onto these fashion choices, which sometimes were no more than a flash in the pan.

Loony Toons Shirts
This was the wild shit for a while back in fifth or sixth grade, circa 93-94. All the “tough kids” with baggy pants wore shit like this. How was that supposed to be tough, though?!

We be thuggin

We be thuggin'

Every Team Ever Apparel

Frank Antonoff Rules.

Frank Antonoff Rules.


Can’t decide what team you like? Just like sports in general? How about a just wearing a hat/jacket/jeans (SEEN ‘EM) with logos of every imaginable team ever on it? Makes no sense. Plus, the way they are hap hazardly stiched all willy-nilly just makes it even worse.

Chuck Taylor Heels
Pretty sure these were popular for a hot second back in the early- to mid-2000s. Seriously. Not much commentary necessary.

Id like to see Bob Cousy play in these

I'd like to see Bob Cousy play in these

Wrap-Around Sunglasses
Hey, Doc, can you tell me how the future is? It looks like you’re playing Virtual Boy.

Greetings, Earthlings

Greetings, Earthlings

Nerdy Silk Shirts
These were in abundance at my college. Some had Dragon Ball Z Characters on them. Most had dragons or at least flames. One dude’s was awesome, because it had a tiger on it.

Dudes who wear this definitely like final fantasy

Dudes who wear this definitely like final fantasy

Plugs
These were never cool. Just…disgusting. Why are they still popular here in Chicago?! At least this guy has another sexual option at his disposal.

It's like a black hole to a new dimension

It's like a black hole to a new dimension

Well that’s all for this segment. I’m sure i’ll think of more soon.

Totes H8 Yo Fashion

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

I Hate Your Fashion is a must read if you:

  • Are curious what a “Hipster Baptism” is
  • Love judging inferior “club goers” that think they’re superior
  • Want to come out of the closet without saying a word
  • Wonder how shallow and soulless some girls can be
  • Wonder how douchy and classless some guys can be

H8 via Twitter
Totes via Kathie Holsenbeck

I saw Beyonce @ Burger King

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Sadiator Sandal

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

The not so Gladiator Sandal

Gatorade - Not Just for Athletes Anymore

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

“Fierce, Bring It! Melon” what a severe name!

Is Gatorade targeting a new audience?
Maybe Britney Spears’ son is drinking to make him work it.

Brings a new angle to their current campaign, “Slam It, Grind It, Smash It, Land It, Pound It, Drink It