Archive for May, 2009

Jonny & Katie plus 8-iez

Monday, May 25th, 2009


Haven’t ever watched an entire episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8. Mostly because I didn’t want to be annoyed by 8 small children.
Enter the double O.C Memorial Day Mary-thon that I’ve been watching three days straight.

Turns out, the kids are fine, it’s Kate that’s annoying.
Regardless she’s belittled her way through five seasons.
If you haven’t already heard Kate also finally managed to nag her way into quite the adultery situation.

Don’t forget what you use to look like Miss Thang, you could use this grounding:

Season premiere tonight at 8 Central.
Thank you TLC

Via Zap2it

Superior Judgment: 6 Dollar Shirts

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

Any new shirt that costs just $6 is okay in my book.
That said, graphic tees? Really? Are people still buying these?
Didn’t the Threadless bubble bust take down any hope for a prosperous Graph Tee future?

Apparently not for 6DollarShirts.com

You needz graphic tees if:
-You’re still living in 2004
-You can’t afford a real shirt
-You can’t rely on yourself to be humorous
-You disagree that jokes should be told not worn

That said, You MIGHT be able to get away with something like das:

Cabrini Green’s Last Days

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

Once home to 15,000 people, “Cabrini-Green” became synonymous with the problems associated with public housing in the United States. Gang violence and neglect created terrible conditions for the residents.

After too many children fell over the railings of the exterior porches, the porches were completely enclosed with a steel mesh. It became easier for gunmen to see police from inside the building than it was for the police to see the gunmen. By the 1990s many Chicago Police refused to enter the complex for fear of their lives.

During the worst years rotting garbage stacked up in clogged trash chutes (once piling up to the 15th floor), and basic utilities (water, electricity) often malfunctioned and were left unrepaired. Grass was paved over to save on maintenance.

The first Cabrini building was constructed in 1942. In an effort to make the complex safer, then Chicago Mayor Jane Byrne moved into a fourth-floor apartment in 1981. Backed by police and bodyguards, she stayed for only three weeks, and once she left, the violence returned.

More information on Cabrini’s history

Dear Diary

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

I enjoy this quote.
I’ve read it a few times.
I do have a question for the author:

Did your mom only tell you happiness was the key when you were five years old?
Did she stop when you turned six?
Lemme know.

via Images that inspire feeling

Superior Judgment: World’s Dumbest Partiers on TruTV

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

World’s Dumbest Partiers spotlights a fine collection of rural Americans in order to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real…

Real Wasted.

WDP features commentary around inebriated individuals that are just simply tore-up from the floor up.

I once thought TruTV was a hard fact, crime solving, justice serving television network. With shows like,

Forensic Files
Video Justice
Masterminds

you had me fooled. Not to mention your avant-garde spelling and your pointed tagline, “Not Reality. Actuality”

If this stellar display of civility is “actuality”, then society is actually completely doomed.

If it wasn’t for this fine panel of equally intoxicated commentators, I would’ve changed the channel:

You needz to watch if:
- you’ve always wondered happens when someone drinks 2 Jacks, 2 Jims, 2 Joses, 3 Absolutes, 3 151 Rums, 2 Cherry Bombs, 3 mixed shots and 3 mint chocolate chip shots… in an hour.
- you respect a station with the balls to cancel a show featuring Star Jones.
- you wondered what happened to Tonya Harding after she meticulously concocted a plan to crush the bones right outta Nancy Kerrigan.

Preview of what’s to come (up) after the break (more…)

New Whole Foods: Absolutely, Positively fucking OOC

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

So, I went to the new whole foods today after work. To be honest, I wasn’t planning on buying much, I just wanted to check out the “new digs.”

Holy balls, this place is huge. It’s absolutely insane. Adam said it was the 3rd biggest in the country. I do believe him. It’s located on Kingsbury just south of North ave, more or less “across the street” from the old Whole Foods, near Blick.

Whole Foods Fish.

Whole Foods Fish.


They have a small surface level parking lot but I didn’t even bother, because I knew the small lot would be full. I went straight up into the depths into a gigantic parking garage rivaling that of The Grove in LA. Keep in mind, that’s for an entire outdoor mall, not just one store.

I was surprised to find the 2nd floor lot almost entirely full, although I don’t know how many levels the garage is. I did find a spot on the 2nd one, though. Upon descending the escalator into the store (it took me a second to find where I had to enter the store itself) you get a pretty wide overview of the entire place. It has a very open floor layout and it was bustling with shoppers. And it was overwhelming. They had little mobile kiosk-esque stands instead of the standard fish counter, the produce section was right when you entered and was quite extensive, and this was just the view i could see. I blindly stumbled around and put some kale and bananas in my annoying “euro-style” basket-cart thing (seriously they suck) and plunged into the depths.

How many thermals does it take to heat a place like this in the winter?

How many thermals does it take to heat a place like this in the winter?


Of course being new at the store (who WASN’T new, it just opened yesterday) I wanted to look cool like I knew what I was doing. but god damn I didn’t. I think it seriously affected my judgement, due to all the aisles being perfectly blocked. They’re certainly wide enough for two carts now, whereas the last whole foods was barely wide enough for one. I ended up buying a $12.50 6oz steak of fish and a $20 mini keg of beer for a BBQ on sunday. I didn’t want to get too much because there’s no way I’d find it and I hate having to put your cart in one of those conveyer belts to go upstairs to the parking garage. Seriously, that may be detrimental to my shopping experience, unless I can score a surface level spot.

The place has a legitimate food court, like you’d find at a mall, but with fancy food like sushi and, well, pizza’s not that fancy but it probably was there, and other stuff. That was the most crowded part of the store, too. They had like 4 different checkout areas not in traditional spaces, either. I did check out after wandering around for a bit and was in and out in 20 minutes - impressive considering the crowd and the sheer size of the place.

Ive got mixed feelings about the new Whole Foods…It’s so spit polished and just goes to show you how the company really is just another big box retailer, but they specialize in gourmet goods. It’s nice to know you can get imported vegetables from south america (what’s the carbon footprint on those, hmm?) or whatever, or knowing that people are interested in this enough that they can build a multimillion dollar monstrosity in this economy, but it’s all a bit sickening. Now, i’m on the verge of sounding pretentious here (when has that ever happened) but all of “my” usual whole foods have been a bit run down or home-y feeling in a lot of ways than this one….like in Boston, we shopped at the old Bread & Circus that Whole Foods bought out. Or in West Hollywood, we shopped at the somewhat ghetto on on Santa Monica and Fairfax, not the “nicer” one on Fairfax and 3rd. So this one that’s spit polished and gigantic kind of goes against the idea of “whole foods” to begin with…after all, how much energy does it take to power the lights, air conditioning, cash registers, freezers, and coolers at such a place? How much was spent on this building? How socially responsible and environmentally friendly can whole foods really be…what does it matter when you’re eating a carrot that has the carbon footprint of a mack truck?

All in all, I’d say my experience of shopping at whole foods has been brought down a notch or two. It’s not easy to get your cart up a flight of stairs even if there is an escalator thing. It’s certainly not cool to have a giant store full of exotics from the far reaches from the globe posing as some quasi-earth friendly co-op. Sad thing is, I’ll continue shopping there. Makes you think about places like the Fare Share market or Berkshire Co-Op.

Recap Fun (AKA “I have no life”)

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Most people who know me know that I love bad tv. (Note: “bad” is what most people call it. So I naturally assume that “bad” means awesome).  Second to my love of awesome tv is reading recaps about said awesome tv. Sometimes, it’s more entertaining that the shows themselves. I wish I could be as witty and amazingly funny as some of them, but until that point I’m just going to share my favorites.

American Idol - Idolatry, EW.com, BWE.tv

Michael Slezak from Entertainment Weekly online could quite possibly be my hero. I only discovered his ridiculously thorough coverage of Idol halfway through this season, but I now want nothing more than to sit in his office, talk about American Idol and possibly be featured in an Idolatry video. (I’d bring @ashleyhellwege if she’s reading)

Michelle from Bestweekever.tv provides 95% less thorough yet equally hillarious recaps as well. (Scroll down to the second picture of Megan Joy and Scott McIntyre and tell me that you don’t crack your sh!t up.)

Gossip Girl - New York Mag’s Daily Intel


Daily Intel’s reality index is responsible for a good third of my love for Gossip Girl, and that’s saying a lot. It also gives me something to look forward to on Tuesday mornings, which are easily the hardest days to wake up of the week. (Mondays are ok, because you mentally prep yourself. Tuesday you’re like “aw crap, waking up again?” Wednesday is hump day and it’s all down hill from there until Saturday. IMO).

The end of the tv season leaves a tiny hole in my heart which I intend on filling with beer, summertime and SYTYCD.

Pick the Perp

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Pick the Perp is a wonderful time waster that invites you pick the perp out of a lineup that you think was booked for the crime listed.

Things I’ve learned while “picking the perp”:
I’ve never heard of a lot of the crimes listed
Mug shots are awesome, and I hope I never have one
It’s never the one you think it is (hence my 5/20 correctly matched perps)

Totes Twins

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Collagen Lips: Which Tranny wore them better?

via @adponce

Cool New Social Networking Site

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Facebook and Twitter just not cutting it these days?
Wish there was something a bit more candid, that integrated nicknames, locations AND public photos?

Well wait no longer, because the FBI has just launched the Chicago Bandit Tracker website (!)

This site is basically a conglomerate of all the recent bank robberies (apparently there have been a lot). Almost every bandit has a nick name, too. Here are my favs:

  • Orange Gloves Bandit
  • Bomb Lady Bandit
  • Foul Mouthed Bandit
  • Cross Dressing Bandit

It even integrates with google earth so you can, presumably, zoom right down into the Cross Dressing Bandit’s sun hat.