Archive for March, 2009

Potentially Brill SEO Scheme

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Yes, all scams are bad. But some are more intelligent than others.
I’m not an optimizer of the search engines, but here is my assessment of the apparent system hustle…

I subscribe to Google Alerts.
Based on the keywords I select, Google peruses the interwebs and provides me an e-mail of sites or posts that contain those key words.

In a recent Google Alert, I received a link to a LiveJournal page.
I visited the page only to find that the content was nothing more than my keywords repeated over and over.
After some clicking about, I realized that each posting was dedicated to repeating various words or phrases. Trickery!

The site has banner ads. Presumably paid per click.
While I didn’t click on the ad, the idea of someone making money off my frustration annoys me.
Yet it’s brill at the same time.

I won’t provide a link to this site because I don’t want their traffic to increase.
Any similar experiences? How common is digital bait and switch?

Earth Hour

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Earth Hour before & after

Gray Matter Mobile: MinClin

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Minute Clinic. You’re sick, We’re quick

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Did You Know?

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Times. Day Changin’

That Robot Vodka

Monday, March 30th, 2009

I don’t underdstand the “Svedka Grl.” Wouldnt a slug of that vodka short a bitch out? Just sayin.
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Emails from Brenda: Go State!

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Approximately three minutes after Michigan State beat Louisville, I received this in my inbox:

“Go  Green!  Final Four- Yes!”

Straight and to the point - for what may be the first time in her email history.

<3 Brenda and MSU! 2660_824865949884_2305899_52574989_6731631_n

Silly Dutch

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

via @Stile15

Texts From Patti: Travel

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

Mom: We’re leaving to go to Arkansas tomorrow morning instead.

Mom: Do you have my small pull luggage? I can’t find it, but if you have it, I will stop my search. Let me know asap!

Mom: Tony, skip it, I found it.

Mom: Do you think I should take my gun?

Me: Take it, but don’t get trigger happy.

Mom: ha!

Conclusion: Don’t fu(k with Patti!

A harsh reminder

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

That spring may be here but mother nature cares nothing for mere calendars… It’s like 35° out.

If LG was North Korean…

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

… I’d expect this to be true:

It’s a filter for your TV that replaces swear words with baby laughter, sad parts with kittens in a basket (also available in puppy!), and sex scenes with cartoons. Let’s get on this, people!